Global Warming, Expanded

So, I've been thinking about the lunacy of global warming lately...Over the past few years (like 5 or so) the avg global temp has gone up (www.noaa.gov). So, to a lot of people, that's apparently proof that we're headed to a fiery doom. Well, I've noticed something else that's just as alarming, if not more so. We're about to run out of night! Every day, for about the past five months or so, the amount of daylight has been getting longer & longer! That's obviously a man-made change to the planet. I mean, five full months of solid data back up this claim. What other proof do we need???? It's obviously caused by all of the satellites that we've launched. All of that mass waaay out there has slowed down the earth (conservation of angular momentum)...If we launch any more, the sun might just stop in the sky!